What the hell is this black Friday anyway? Why are we supposed to be sad after all that stuffing?

It is time to announce the sale. I do enjoy a random chance discount.

• The sale begins Monday 11/18.
• The discount starts at 11%
• The die selected will be chosen from the normal 7 die set at random.
• Every day we will roll a die.
• This number will be added or subtracted to the discount based on the number of orders we received the previous day.
• An odd number of orders will subtract from the discount,  and an even number will add to it.
• The discount change will happen at a random time in the day and then shared to social media.
• The dice set used that day will also be sent to someone who used the code and ordered trash that day.
• Code is valid across the site on regular priced and sale items.
• The sale will run until the 30th.
• Do you hold out hoping for a better discount? Do you commit to the one available? The choices are yours and the consequences are trivial or world-ending.

Give the gift of MAF Stuffs for Christmas. Spread the love and cheer that your benevolent corporate overlords have shown to you.

I've completely revamped our website, and I'm excited about the new look and the array of new products we've introduced. Check out our extensive selection of AR15 barrels, available in different lengths and calibers. Plus, I've developed new configurators for both AR15 and AR10 models to simplify navigating through our vast array of parts.

We introduced these parts at a great price and you can still get them at that price, but in a 5 pack. Remember, 1 is none, 2 is 1, 5 is just enough.

You can save even more by grabbing one of our blem Hitchhiker barrels. The length you get will be random and chosen by our fulfilment squirrels, but $20 is $20.

That's all for this update. Enjoy the sale. We'll chat again soon.

Cheers
MAF Alex

Also eggnog is the nectar of the yule gods.